Very funny, from Robert Metallo, thanks Bob

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On Friday, October 30, 2015 1:19 PM, Ronald Larocca wrote:

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On Tuesday, October 27, 2015 2:07 PM, “Tonyontask@aol.com” wrote:

This is one smart cop.

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> A
motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light.The
driver is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the
officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo!
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the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The motorist instantly
goes on a tirade, questioning the officer’s ancestry, sexual orientation, etc.,
in rather explicit offensive terms.
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> The tirade goes on without the
officer saying anything.
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> When the officer finishes writing the ticket he
puts an “AH” in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket.
He then hands it to The ‘violator’ for his signature. The guy signs the ticket
angrily, and when presented with his copy points to the “AH” and demands to know
what it stands for.
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> The officer says, “That’s so when we go to court,
I’ll remember that you’re an asshole!”
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> Two months later they’re in
court. The ‘violator’ has a bad driving record with a high number of points and
is in danger of losing his license, so he hired a lawyer to represent him.
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> On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run through the red
light.
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> Under cross examination the defense attorney asks; “Officer is
this a reasonable facsimile of the ticket that you issued to my client?”
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Officer responds, “Yes, sir, that is the defendant’s copy, his signature and
mine, same number at the top.”
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> Lawyer: “Officer, is there any particular
marking or notation on this ticket you don’t normally make?”
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> “Yes, sir,
in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an “AH,” underlined.”
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> “What does the “AH” stand for, officer?”
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> “Aggressive and hostile,
Sir.”
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> “Aggressive and hostile?”
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> “Yes, Sir.
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> “Officer, are
you sure it doesn’t stand for asshole?”
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> Well, sir, you know your client
better than I do.
> How often can one get an attorney to convict his own
client?
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